Richard Simmons

A guy who likes to wear sequinced tops and spandex shorts - a lot. Often known for his work-out videos, such as "Sweating to the Oldies", where he will be joined on stage with various fatties in the background. According to an A&E biography on him, he used to be an actor and referred to as "Dickie". He was also apparently always yearning for his father's attention (could explain some things). Has never actually gone out and said he was homosexual, but all signs seem to point to YES GAWD YES!

Richard Simmons exercise videos are funny in a disturbing way.

by The awesome one December 13, 2004

The Simpsons

1.) The absolute greatest television show ever created.
2.) A show so great, movie stars literally BEG to be cast into an epsiode.
3.) Matt Groening's greatest achievement.

The Simpsons will now and forever be, the greatest thing to ever happen to television.

by JDD4 April 17, 2003

homer simpson

homer is my hero...he is the greatest man in the history of human existance

"If you're gonna get mad at me every time i do something stupid, i guess ill just stop doing stupid things"

by waAGhA! March 15, 2005

simpsons movie

A movie that took 18 years to make.

Hey did you see the simpsons movie?

by 3plus3equal6 August 4, 2007

Homer Simpson

Everyone's favorite over-weight, yellow-bellied bald-guy. Wears a short-sleeved shirt when wearing a tie. Isn't that weird?

"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man - from Happyland! In a gum-drop house on Lollypop Lane! ... Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

Simpsons' Sky

Indicating a particulariy fine day for weather. The sky being a single bright blue, punctuated with the occasional cloud, as in the hit cartoon; The Simpsons.

Wow! Weve got a real Simpsons' sky day today lets make the most of it.

by Ian Grimmett February 13, 2005

simpcond

Frist meaning-
-A type of transformer that's a simp.

second meaning
- unit of measurement of time in simp standards

First meaning example: The Autobots were forced to go against the simpcons in the 5th movie.
Frist meaning example 2: A simpcond whispered into Optimus Prime's Engine some dirty diesel things

Second meaning example: Our professor decided to convert from units of seconds to units of simpconds.

by TheRealRealSoup September 11, 2020