Simpstinct

-a sixth sense for simps
-the knowledge of how to improve as a simp in a certain moment

Be sure to use your Simpstinct.

by Tenzie_25 April 1, 2021

simphisticated

being simple but yet sophisticated

i like this girl, she's very simphisticated

by sillymonkey92 August 22, 2011

Simpism

When all you do is simp. When you make fun of yourself of being single but at the same time stuck on simpin for that one person at like 1:45 am blastin the simp playlist you made.

“Oh you simpin again?” “Yea simpism be hittin hard lately”

by @fakeabg March 7, 2020

Simpism

The Religion in which Simpson reside in. They often join to get Egirls but kill each other in the process.

Simpist 1: takes out Money to give Egirl
Simpist 2: Takes out shotgun bought from Walmart

Simpist 3: takes out Target schedule “you will never leave”

Getdunkedon154: Takes out Minecraft sword
Simpism

by Why are looking at this March 11, 2020

Simpiotic Relationship

When a simp and a streamer have a mutually beneficial relationship

"I gave pokimane 10 tier 3 subs and she said my name twice!
"Sounds like a simpiotic relationship to me bro."

by SoSoSpartan June 13, 2020

Simpstina

A weirdo named Kristina who likes more boys than she has braincells. She most likely has an odd since of humor and is mad no boys like her. She isn't satisfied with her personality and constantly changes it to fit in.

Yo! Look at Kristina flirting with those 4 boys and helping them with home work! They should call her Simpstina

by Skirrrrttttt October 10, 2020

Simpitelli

An Italian simp. A portmanteau of simp and common Italian surnames, eg Albertelli, Campitelli, Donitelli, etc.

Look at the (semi) bald, rat, dago pizza shop owner licking the floor under that hot chicks shoes for some attention, total simpitelli!

by SheevPalpatine27 March 15, 2023