Simpers

When a bunch of people are “simping” on something or someone.

“God, those people are such simpers”

by AxrieJbtw July 29, 2020

Simpdacity

The audacity of a simp; a weak human

Vp: A doctor cannot date an influencer
A: the simpdacity

by Mackzie February 22, 2020

Simpdrone

(n.) A name for a type of virus that attacks a person's brain, specifically the frontal lobe causing the virus to command it's subject to obey every command of the opposite gender.

(95% of cases happen in males)

John: Hey man, Jake got diagnosed with Simpdrone.

Mike: yea, that happens. my friend got it too. it seems to spread extremely fast.

by anonymous March 13, 2020

Simpee

The person being Simp -ed over, usually an attractive male or female who take advantage of the Simp's feelings.

You are clearly the Simpee have you seen how much he defends you?

by Namestypicalmeaning January 2, 2021

Simperor

The emperor/leader of all simps. The simp overlord that can't be overthrown. This man worships females in hope of getting attention one day. He is friend-zoned and no female sees him as a potential partner.

The simperor is cognisant of this fact and has accepted it as fate, which has elevated him to the highest honor a simp can hold

The simperor rallied fellow simps to not let go the ways of their constant female worship.
After being friend-zoned for the 1000th time, he has become worthy of calling himself the simperor.

by hakamplakamp February 5, 2021

Simpette

A female who simps and or is chasing you and trying to sleep with you

her: hey Wanna Fuck
Me: nah im not bustin for you i have priorities you Simpette

by Simp-ette February 15, 2021

Simper

What happens when juices are on a pan. The juice often simpers.

"I cooked roast beef yesterday...my whole body was filled with the juices gentle simpering."
"don't you mean simmering"
"no"

by alt-Shiga February 4, 2022