Simonized

Verb. To be pushed from behind only to have the culprit run away and hide behind the closest object or individual so as to avoid retribution.

Dude, I just got simonized!

by jgus715 May 22, 2018

Simonize

When a forum moderator goes off the rails (postal) and attempts to destroy a forum from within.

Bob the Super Moderator banned all the other Moderators last night and started to Simonize multiple threads on Duckduckgoose.com

by nuttsgt March 2, 2021

simonpietro

Simonpietro is the most wonderful guy you could ever meet in this world. He is amazingly cute, sweet and stupid. If you know Simonpietro, you'll probably fall in love with him, because he is hot as fuck. Also, he will not know the months of the year, but whatever, who cares when you have such a beautiful soul in your life.

Simonpietro: January comes after April, right?
You: *oh god*

by piggyfeet November 20, 2021

simonpietro

is the most incredible person I've ever met in this world. He's so cute, sweet, stupid and amazingly hot. Also, he doesn't know the months of the year, but whatever, who cares: he is the most beautiful soul in this fucking world.

Simonpietro: January comes after April, right?
You: shut up and hug me.

by piggyfeet November 20, 2021