Simmi

A person who will inevitably become a sex goddess.

In my afterlife, I want to be a Simmi.

by Afterlife Nerd September 12, 2010

Hunter simmer

A racist guy who gets no gets no girls. He’s mean to almost all of his friends. You will have trust issues with him. If you know a hunter never trust him.

Bro stop being a hunter simmer

by Lebron21 April 22, 2018

simmeth

- verb, (from oldarn english). 1. To accumulate machinery
in an unbelievably fortiutous manner.
2. To buy, sell and trade in
such a way as to aquire machinery with minimal to no actual cash
outlay.
3. To make a really good deal.
("he simmethed an Ollie 260 and a Tanny 36 from his uncle sam")

- noun, 1. an incredibly good machinery deal.
("Bill got the best simmeth of 2003")

Verb:("he simmethed an Ollie 260 and a Tanny 36 from his uncle sam")

Noun:("Bill got the best simmeth of 2003")

by Dave Potts...from Barry Stup January 4, 2004

Simmed

Acting out your 13 year old murderous acts on a family of 5 to real people in your 20s

He forgot the gamecube jered!!! He needed to be simmed!!!

by Radwashereinel1996 October 25, 2018

Simmed

Getting high to a point where one acts like a character from the popular Sims computer game.

Man: Yo you were so simmed last night
Man 2: I know i was ripppeeddd

by worddd sannnnn January 16, 2009

album simmer

The time between the first listen of a CD and when it gains your full acceptance.

Tim: That new block party album is just OK.
Matt: Dude, you just need to let that album simmer

by leisinmr January 1, 2007

Simmer Down

When being told to 'Simmer Down' you are inevitably being told to shut the fuck up.

girl: like, omgz! i just got this like awesome new shirt! its pink and, like omg its aweesome!!!
dude: simmer down now...

by FloraJane May 25, 2009