Simit Mode

Being so incomprehensibly horny, to the point where you will go on a violent rampage through time and space itself. If you ever see someone (or something) go Simit Mode, flee the site immediately, that is, if you aren't already dead.

"Didn't you hear that Dom's entire family was brutally murdered by Zane? I heard that Zane went Simit Mode after seeing a Dinklestien."

by dinklestien January 25, 2022

similak child

A girl that was raised on artificial breast milk and thus received optimum nutrients and a bad ass booty.

From Black Sheep - Similak Child

That similak child is drivin me wild

by guy July 27, 2004

Simian Servant

A monkey butler. Similar to the monkeys in the PG Tips adverts, but in a waistcoat, carrying a silver platter.

Martin Keown

by The Artful Codger May 18, 2004

similar

alike but not identical

titties would be weird if one was not similar to the other

by Float September 7, 2003

simian silicus

a more politically correct to refer to a "sand monkey" or an individual of middle eastern descent or terrorist.
It comes from the root words: Simian, Relating to, characteristic of, or resembling an ape or a monkey; and Silicus, a made up word that you can say is the latin definition of sand.

instead of calling someone a camel jockey call them simian silicus instead. It sounds more polite and they probably won't know that you're making fun of them.

by JasonS November 21, 2005

similarish

Related, but with liberties taken that may make something entirely different.

The color in his design is similarish to the blue the client supplied.

by dannyblueshades December 30, 2008

simindokht

Simindokht is a beautiful Iranian name
Those whose name is Simin have a heart and soul. kind and good and life with these people makes you happier.

simindokht means a girl who is like white and brilliant silver and Beautiful girl for example simindokht Forouhar is the most beautiful girl in the world

by ARMAN Nouri August 18, 2018