Sign Jobin'

Homeless people or other individuals holing up signs in public places to promote their self interests or agendas.

The Homeless man with the "Food" sign is "Sign Jobin'".
The kids are "sing jobin'" for their car wash.
Because the lady was 'sign jobin'" on the corner, we noticed the garage sale.
Those "sign' jobin'" protesters need to quit loitering.

by Havin' a Beer With Mike February 18, 2011

sign of dominance

Its when you draw smily faces all over someones paper at school to dominate the person. If you are really confident of dominating the person you can give him thibertculose(see thiberculose in urbandictionnary for a definition).

I used a sign of dominance on you!

by monsieurslove April 15, 2015

sign up

1. Putting yourself or someone else on a list for an activity, class, etc.
2. When someone is instant messaging you and they suddenly sign off because of something you say (similar to "hang up" on the phone)

guy1: i heard this year mr. herbert is teaching woodshop.
guy2: i have to go sign up for that class!

girl1: what happened last night? you totally signed up on me!
guy3: sorry, my internet connection is horrible.

by gimmieyertots March 22, 2005

sign scramblers

Vandals who like to rearrange letters on signs, into vulgar or funny phrases.

(sign on side of road): FARTSNAD
Fartsnad? Those wacky sign scramblers!

by Fartsnadknocker June 23, 2004

Sign the Guest Book

To leave large, unmoveable treadmarks in someone else's toilet.

"Someone signed the guest book last night and I can't erase it even after 3 flushes."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

sign up

When there is an activity you are forced to do or did not want to do, you would say, "that is a sign up" because you didn't sign for the activity you are being forced to do

My mom told me to clean the poop out of the toilet, thats a sign up.

by Jett Hiu February 8, 2017

Sign my Poodle

To pull out of a woman just before you climax, and ejaculate across her pubic hair. You are said to be signing her poodle, or simply "signing the poodle".

"Ah, baby. I'm gonna cum. You on the pill or do you want me to pull out?"
"Sign the poodle, just in case."

And when I'm sipping on a Perrier in some cafe down in St. Tropez, it's hard to keep the fans at bay. They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait!" - "Weird Al" Yankovic, Genius in France

by Pleasureboy_1, author March 27, 2009