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Slut Sockpuppet

A girl who decides one day to leave her BF for another guy.
Uses the next BF for a week, leaves him.
Uses the next BF for 3 days, leaves him.

......after about a good month, you find out she's gone with 10 guys. and alot of unknown explanations.

In other words, the theory of using guys to get w/e you want -whether physically, materially, mentally etc- and discarding them like a sock after its used.
Dude, OMG. She's such a freakin slut sockpuppet.
by ShadowSparkleeNinja May 6, 2008
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canadian sockpuppet

The act of sticking ones hand up a women's anus so far you can control her body movements
I gave her a Canadian Sockpuppet last night, she is still shaking
by B0RNK1N9 November 3, 2017
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sockpuppet

The true idenity of the girlfriend a message board poster says he has, when it is unlikely that this poster could ever score one.
He said he couldnt post last night because he was out with his girlfriend, but we know he was just getting busy with sockpuppet.
by Lemiwinks31 July 27, 2009
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sockpuppet

A person you wipe your jizz on after u jack off, or get jacked off.
Yeah i used that bitch as my sockpuppet!
by mofo April 1, 2003
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Sick puppy syndrome

A Syndrome where said member of a relationship is a sick puppy.

Symptoms: Constantly following boy/girl around, talking longer than 3 hours on a phone.
Cure: A third wheel.
"James has sick puppy syndrome, he is constantly talking to that hoe"
by Don-John-Fong-Kong May 2, 2017
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sick puppy

A man or woman with an illness that dates a normal healthy person. People with low self worth will look at a "sick puppy" and see that them as cute, needy, and feel attracted because they believe they can fix or comfort the person and find purpose for their own life. It's also a way to escape rejection or being dumped, because it's hard to get dumped when the sick puppy dies.
Since his divorce Larry likes to chase sick puppies. He wants to fix them to make himself feel important. He found a sick puppy in England, traveled to her, and porked with her while she was in hospice.
by elfinmajik November 13, 2017
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sick puppy

an awsome song by neil cicierega (a.k.a. lemon demon) on the album "hip to the java bean"
person 1- hey did you here that song by neil, "sick puppy"
person 2- nah, what album is it on?
person 1- it's on "hip to the java bean"
by some guy who loves lemon demon February 7, 2023
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