Simple 

Simple, go fuck yourself

Simple fuck yourself

Simple by Swedish swede March 1, 2023

Simple 

A word that I coined. Refers to anyone who says shit that makes your retard alarm go off.

"David, did you know that water is melted ice?"

"Jesus Christ Joey you're so fucking simple"

Simple by PickledCactus May 8, 2023

simple as 

Term from the North of England, used to denote that actions are easy. Can substitute for "sorted". A contraction of "simple as simple does". Likely originates from the Lancashire area.

"Vote Tory. Simple as." -- Greggs

simple as by Norf Man November 9, 2020

simple dimplee poo 

A person who owns a cell phone but uses it as a hammer.

That simple dimplee poo ruined her cell phone.

simple dimplee poo by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

Simple Lampoon 

Making someone look silly with a beautifully simple act of mischievousness.

Originally from the UK TV series Peep Show

Mark: You know Kerry, cancer Kerry, I need to find out, for a friend, the name of that Chinese doctor she was raving about, do you remember?

Jez: Sure. It was Doctor Ying Fu Yip... Wang Shong... Pang Fang Wang... Dang Dong Ning Po Ku.

Mark: Oh right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.

Simple Lampoon by Simple Lampoon March 5, 2013

simple but effective 

A term used by Harry styles when Louis Tomlinson answered the question how would you ask a girl to marry you? with will you marry me

Int- how would you ask a girl to marry you?

Louis- Will you marry me?

Harry- simple but effective

simple but effective by Larry28_Stylinson April 9, 2021

simple soup 

A consolidation of utter basicness. Can refer to a gathering of basic bitches or boring-ass situations

If you are in an environment with more than one basic person, you might find yourself in a simple soup

simple soup by yousassinme February 26, 2015