shwangled

to vomit whlie laughing at the same time.

i shwangled when i saw my friend shwangle.

by meatsauce ninja May 28, 2006

shpongle

The fluid that comes out of your dick when you take a piss right after jizzing. A mixture of piss and cum.

I pulled out of my girl and went to send a stream into the bowl and this weird lookin shpongle came out.

by Falken January 16, 2003

Shpongle

n. the male member

Jon was angry at Tim and slapped him with his own shpongle.

by Mad Hattr January 13, 2003

shongle doikins

The name of a dog from Louisiana. A dog that has run into houses that were on fire to help people inside. He is a hero amongst men.

That man Shongle Doikins saved another kid this weekend!! Can you believe it?!?

by shongleusdoikinis May 6, 2018

shpongle knob

Vajazzled penis, glitter cock, sequin prick.

I really want a shpongle knob!

by Smithyprick May 6, 2018

shpongle knob

The male alternative to a vajazzle.

Sequin prick, sparkle rod, glitter dick

“Check out my shpongle knob”
“Why have you got glitter there?!”

by Smithyprick May 7, 2018

swongle my dong

1. to jack off violently

2. to excite in a way that's almost erotic

1. "Dude I'm gonna swongle my dong so hard later my dick's gonna fall off."

2. "Holy crap that movie swongled my dong."

by DongSwongler April 14, 2021