Doing a Shoma

Expecting the other party to do what you are supposed to, because you think you *are* the better person.

- Could you move your chair please? So I could pass.
- No. you can go around it. Duh.
- Oh dangit! You are Doing a Shoma on me.

by The friend of Shoma June 26, 2021

Shlombing

The act of combing someones hair with ones penis. It's a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.

"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*

by Chuck a Duck February 13, 2008

Shmomit

to shit and vomit simultaneously (with little to no control)

Me and my homie got food poisoning in China, I had to shmomit in the shower because he was already shmomitting into the toilet/bin

by hankScorpio April 18, 2014

schwombo

A blind paedophile wombat, commonly found in southern Tasmania.

"Schwombo dat you there!?"
"Best get on your knees now Schwombo!"
"Schwombo can't see so good no more!"
"Shake n' glaze Schwombo!"

by ThETrUtHBoUtWoMbAtS September 27, 2018

Shombay

Indefinable; said when nothing else can describe a certain situation, something or someone.
Can also be used as a greeting or a cuss.

Initiated by Cordelia & Vi.

EX.1 : "You're such a shombay!"

EX.2 : "Yo! What's up shombay?"

by FattyohmyAllah April 22, 2010

Shoma

A very intelligent boy that will succeed in life.

Shoma your amazing!

by Jamalthegreat12 October 26, 2019

Shlommin

Verb : The act of getting extremely "fucked up." Drinking an excessive amount of jungle juice, or smoking an excessive amount of chucky pinsters...

Son, It's friday and I'm ready to shlomm..

Yo were straight shlommin this weekend!

Friend 1 : Holy shit, I'm gone man...
Friend 2 : Hell yeah, your fuckin shlommed out!

by THE SHLOM DON! March 4, 2008