Swayzeed

Adjective
1. Drug intoxication that results in the appearance of a profoundly exaggerated age.

My ex-girlfriend moved to across the Bay and became part of the drug culture there. The first time I had seen her after five years, I was appalled by how swayzeed she looked.

by Steve Patrick Landon July 13, 2016

Shwasted

Beyond wasted, extremely fucked up.

Guy1. Dude, are you drunk?

Guy2. Naw man, I'm shwasted

by motocross king 1989 September 7, 2011

Shlaysted

The act of getting Shit-faced, Laid, and Blasted.

"Oh man over spring break, I got shlaysted...i don't even member the name of the girl!"

by Will Fuckerr February 6, 2009

patrick schwayzed

wasted, to put it simply.
getting drunk
getting "schwayzee"

It's Saturday night, i'm about ready to get patrick schwayzed.

by cwalll May 11, 2009

swayzed

To depart from any given location with rapidity. While the more common term Swayze is thought to originate from a parallel between the street slang Ghost (also meaning departing with rapidity) and the Patrick Swayze film Ghost, it is truly a derivative of the term Swayzed.

The true origins of the term lie with the Swayze film Road House, wherein he plays a bouncer, and its parallel to the street slang Bounce.

Therefore, the Swayzed/Bounce/Road House axis is the true origins for the derivative parallel of Swayze/Ghost.

Imma bounce, hit the road, leave the house -- I'm Swayzed.

by Wuggins August 14, 2006

shwasted

combination of shit faced and wasted. When someone is extremely inebriated.

When disscussion someone dancing on table with top off, "Man, that chick is SHWASTED!!"

by T*Dawn January 24, 2005

Shmayzed

When someone drinks vasts amount of alcohol and smokes a lot of weed with either his friends or at a party.

"Yo dude I got so shmayzed on the weekend"

by burntout June 11, 2012