Shatsccident

When you think you need to fart, but to your surprise (and disappointment) it turns out you needed to shit.

Grandad’s stomach was rumbling. I asked him “are you hungry? Your stomach is rumbling “. Grandad says “I can’t hear anything, it’s not me “. Suddenly grandad looks startled and says” I’ve got to go” and runs as best he can to the toilet.

I call out to Nanna. “Grandad has had a shatsccident”

by DirkJDiggler June 4, 2021

shwants

male sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area

She wants my shwants.

by Johnny Yardrocks March 23, 2005

White Girl Shwasted

Initially, "White Girl Shwasted" was a term for A girl that was white...shitfaced...and incredibly wasted.
Now? It's a generic term for every frat bro, skater man, and party boy to drop. Label the girl that is the whitest, most shitfaced, and most wasted at your party your very own "White Girl Shwasted."
We've all been there. ...or seen someone go there.

Bro 1: Dude, do you see that girl over there?
Bro 2: The white girl with punch all over her white shirt, dancing like a fool?
Bro 1: Yeah. She's our White Girl Shwasted.
Bro 2: Word.

by TattiG February 16, 2010

Shwath

A dude who is awesome with everything and everyone wants to be like him and with him.

Person 1:Man that guy is so shwath.
Person 2:I know,he's so shwath

by tmacrox February 10, 2010

Shwasted Shwednesday

a day of the week when college students party to get over the hard times of a busy week

Shwasted shwednesday

by anonymous college kid September 15, 2010

Shwasted Shaturday

The 7th day of the week. One is required to get drunk to a point where one cannot name the current day without slurring one's words. This is a weekly UVA tradition started by Dabney First Left (a.k.a. D1L; the Dabney Douchebags). A successful Shwasted Shaturday will end in blackout and waking up in a random bed with an incredibly attractive naked girl lying next to you.

"Yo man, I'm so smashed!"
"Damn shtraight, itsh shwasted shaturday!"

"Sorry I can't do homework, it's shwasted shaturday"

by Thomas Jefferson + Dabney December 7, 2011

Shwat

A term of insult or endearment depending on ones friends. A shwat is a person who is annoying and bitchy. Combination of the words slut and twat.

"Hey shwat"
"God, Brenda is such a fucking shwat!"

by MrsShaffer October 22, 2014