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Shants

A term for pants that are too short to be pants, but too long to be shorts. They are those ugly Euro-style pants that come down over the knees but short of the ankles.

They are also called 'shants' because you SHAN'T WEAR THEM! They are hideous and not manly in the least.

They are all the rage in Europe.
JIMMY: "I went to Paris and everyone was wearing SHANTS! Isn't that lame?!"

BILL: "I don't know, man, my uncle loves to wear those. Ashton Kutcher does, too."
by McNizzle123 October 14, 2010
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shpants

A world wide clothing line, that legendary Arj Barker founded.
They also produce Shoodles (too much material to be sandals, not enough to be shoes) and Cojacks (to warm to be a jacket, not warm enough to be a coat)
"Honestly you'd think he's never heard the Shpanthem before, dude"
by not arj barker April 21, 2005
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wow check out those shwanas on Jane. THEY ARE CRAZY!!!
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J'shants

The sexiest form of clothing ever invented. Typically worn to cover the genitals and part of the legs. A combination of the sexiest parts of jeans, shorts, and pants. Can only be worn by people with the largest cock. Turns whoever wears them into an absolute sex monster.
Oh my god, Juan Carlos, please pound my dripping pussy in those sexy J'shants, with your monster cock.
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Shwats

A long but thin dick opposite of a chode
My friend Jamey has a shwats
by Kill switch November 7, 2017
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shpants

Shpants are NOT clam-diggers. Shpants are long "guy style" shorts worn on girls. This term/nickname was adopted July 2002 at Camp Merri-Mac. Shpants are usually worn by surfer and skater chicks. Remember, shpants are NOT clam-diggers. For all of you that think they are, you need to stop and reconsider.
Teenie Boppers are "too cool" for shpants.
by Claire February 22, 2004
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Shants

Jeans or pants that have been cut into shorts for hot weather comfort, not to be confused with Jorts (Jean Shorts) which a person buys as is
"Dude, those shants are pretty hesh, I need to cut some,"
by Metalguitarist94 September 3, 2009
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