Shweef

The action of a female when they excrete (shit) and toot (quweef) at the same time.

Holy heck she can shweef

by bigborris69 October 11, 2021

Squeef

A bag of weed or some weed.

used in the film Outside Providence, "Do you need any squeef, or do you got enough?"

by Matthew Geiger July 2, 2005

squeef

Marijuana, Cannabis-Sativa

"Yo man, you got any squeef??"

by PenisFace July 21, 2003

shmeefed

The word shmeefed is used to describe the level of ones high. There is sober, high, boofed, booted and zooted, and the ultimate high completion is considered as shmeefed.

Lucas: Yo kallen I’m trying to get so high today!
Kallen: Wait! Dude are you trying to get shmeefed!
Lucas: Bro i wanna get shmeefed today dawg!

by Lucas.d.69 June 2, 2019

Stueef

When your stomach makes fart noises due to hunger/digestion.

Dude, during that Physics test all I could think about was lunch and I was stueefing the whole time.

by Derck25 December 20, 2010

Shqueef

When a girl queefs so hard she shits herself

"That girl is so gross! She shqueefed all over me last night!"

by JustYourAverageZombie June 10, 2016

shleef

It's where you're analling a chick, then she farts and air goes up your urethra, then your penis 'farts' that air back out.

Girl- "I need to fart"
Boy- "Please don't baby, I don't wanna shleef"

by PoohMyMumysCuntStinks June 24, 2017