Scruffy Joe

An individual with the Scruff is one handsome, suave, witty, caring Joe.
Well known for excessive cheesiness and the ability to make one laugh uncontrollably.

In short, a Scruffy Joe is everything you are not and could never be.
Known as 'Mark' to the non-Scruff's.

Non Scruff: Joe, you so Scruff!!
Scruffy Joe: Don't I know.

by Wheeze February 13, 2008

shnuffy

A group of kids who just saw their first uncircumcised penis and didn't know what it was so they just called it a Snuffy. Now it is a very popular term.

Kid 1: Do you see that penis..?

Kid 2: What Mitchell's? It's just a Shnuffy

by CadeMuff101 April 23, 2015

Nub Shrub

The Nub Shrub is a rarely seen creature that has 4 legs, 1 head and loves for 85 years. It spends its whole life making memes

Wow, Alex. I think that's a wild Nub Shrub

by Sweatywedgie May 31, 2020

Apple Scruff

1. A member of the Beatles fan group, the "Apple Scruffs". The Apple Scruffs were a group of hardcore Beatles fans in the late 1960s and early 1970s. They were known to camp out in front of Abbey Road studios and the houses of the members of the Beatles (esp. Paul McCartney).

2. A diehard Beatles fan.

"Now I've watched you sitting there
Seen the passers-by all stare
Like you have no place to go
But there's so much they don't know about Apple Scruffs"
-- from the song "Apple Scruffs" by George Harrison

by monkeyfinger December 31, 2005

scruff

facial hair. basically day three to five after a shave.

"man my scruff is itchy today, i should shave it"

by itsme2 April 27, 2006

scruffnut

Scrotum-to-scrotum contact during the act of double-penetrating a woman.

"Last night, Jed and I were Eiffel Towering his landlady when the bitch sneezed and threw us a scruffnut."

by Big Pimpin' Pappy April 10, 2007

Shrub Monkeys

A hilarious comic made by a very talented artist by the name of KT Shy. It features the artist's siblings, Hes and Shagster. There's not too shrubs, though. Or monkeys for that matter.

Dude! That comic is totally Shrub Monkeys.
(That's a bad example, but oh well.)

by ~coolbeanz77 October 21, 2008