Shlosted

To get weird via intoxication. To get fucked up.

Person 1 - "Bro did Johnny just bang that fat chick?!"
Person 2 - "Yeah he must be shlosted"

by Braheeem March 25, 2017

Swoasted

roasted in a swag-like manner.

You just got swoasted.

by mapmaster160 December 31, 2017

Swoasted

Swag roasted. When your burn someone in such a cool way that the word “roasted” just isn’t sufficient enough.

Person 1: *nags person 2 to say excuse me 50 times a day*
Person 2: “Who’re you dating?”
Person 1: “I don’t have a boyfriend”
Person 2: “Ever wonder why that is? Boom swoasted”

by SquarePumpkin December 31, 2017

Shwasted

Beyond wasted, extremely fucked up.

Guy1. Dude, are you drunk?

Guy2. Naw man, I'm shwasted

by motocross king 1989 September 7, 2011

Shrafted

Similar to the Texas Hotplate. This version is usually done as a hazing ritual. Whereas the hazee lays on his back under a short glass table or other transparent surface (ie. plastic tarp). The hazers then in turn deficate onto the hazees face.

Pledge Gary was shrafted into Lamda Lamda Lamda last week.

by r0d October 24, 2005

Shhwasted

Being so drunk or wasted you have no idea whats going on.

Lets get shhwasted. (:

by baileybreeziee November 16, 2009

shasted

When one gets shit face wasted

I was so fuckin shasted last night I broke into a fat girls house and looked at her in the shower!

by Davrial Thomas August 29, 2006