shrinking testicles

Long-term consequences to ones testicles due to excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Angela inquired in class if her partner's shrinking testicles could affect his fertility.

by grosa October 9, 2016

shinkaie

the girl who is evil but very beautiful like the evil people in movies. she is usually calm and very deadly she isn't afraid to tell people what she wants to them most probably kill them or torture them. This type of girl usually has green to gray eyes

you can tell a shinkaie apart from everyone else she is super smexyfull but is still so innocent acts she knows nothing dirty

boy one:"fuck me off that girl is so shinkaie!"

boy two: "ya. good luck with that buddy."

by katinvada October 23, 2012

Shrinkage Boner

When the scrotum shrinks to the point that it pushes the flacid penis up to appear as if it is a tiny boner, you have what is called, a shrinkage boner. Generally occurs during cold and/or wet circumstances, i.e. getting out of the ocean, pool, outdoor shower, etc.

I just got out of the pool and I totally have a shrinkage boner, want to see?

by Tommy_Z December 13, 2012

Shrinkage

Shrinkage is a phenomena of epic loss of proportion to male genitalia when exposed to sudden or extreme drop in temperature causing them to " shrink " or disappear all together for a short period.

I fell through the ice at the lake just now and got a major case of " shrinkage " going on!!

by Mr_Shlaapu November 25, 2018

shmoney shrinkage

After spending a large quantity of your money, you’ll experience a Shmoney Shrinkage.

Seth: “Hey Peter how is college going?”
Peter: “Not to great, after paying for it I’m experiencing a major Shmoney Shrinkage

by FluxyBoiy August 14, 2019

shrinkage

A phrase in inventory control that accounts for employee and customer theft.

The reason stuff costs so much in convenience stores is shrinkage.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

Shrinkification

The unfortunate effect of the application of cold water to the male "wang" or "shlong" area.

Person1: omg, John's package is tiny!
Person2: i hope thats due to some major shrinkification

by krapma March 17, 2004