Shred

Its a Go Hard Attitude with a Conquer All Mentality

Surfing while catching the most amazing wave. Skating and doing the most amazing tricks. Snowboarding and shredding like you've never shred before

by Shred Industries April 26, 2014

passport shredder

A passport shredder is a day where the weather is so unbelievably good, you never want to leave. (Origin: Queensland, Australia)

Let's go to the beach, it's an absolute passport shredder of a day.

by Ned7 October 23, 2013

Shrewdy

A person who is "shrewd" or "smart" about things. Especially about finding a good deal on something or accomplishing something before someone else.

Mrs Jones found a way to get her daughter a scholarship at Harvard. She's a real Shrewdy.

by hungryjerk November 28, 2013

Shredded Moose

Webcomic lauded as the worst ever, and one of the most misogynistic ones to boot. This comic teaches that date rape and abortion are funny, feminists are orcs ("The Feminist Horde") and being smart will never get you laid.
Not to mention it is also a complete ripoff of Penny Arcade in regards to art style

This site explains everything
http://badwebcomics.blogspot.com/2007/09/shredded-moose.html

I think the creators of shredded moose have actually never had a girlfriend before.

by Supreme_Bananas August 13, 2008

Shreds Bag

To absolutely obliterate all the cocaine around you.

Scott: Yo dude did you see how gnarly things got after Roach hit those nose beers?
Kyle: Yeah Roach definitely shreds bag.

by NO.J. Simpson December 7, 2020

Bedroom shredder

Someone who practices guitar in his bedroom with little or no desire to join a band. Usually these types have MAD chops as a result of sitting in their rooms, practicing for hours upon end. Every bedroom shredder gets issued a Washburn, Ibanez, or Petrucci signature guitar (the official weapons of choice of all able-bodied teenage males) right after purchasing a web cam and completing YouTube shred army basic training.

That bedroom shredder plays 50NPS, but he has no attitude

by G str1ng January 6, 2009

Shredding Rug

An act of dancing where there are no rules. Anything goes. It usually entails getting low, making ridiculous faces, and falling flat on your face. Strobe lights contribute to the act of tearing as well as Britney Spears.

One can only say they shredded rug if they have the battle wounds to prove it such as swollen/tender feet, blisters, or bruises.

Boy1: Hey did you see Kristin dancing last night? She was intense.

Boy2: So wasn't dancing! She was absolutly shredding rug! Girl was intense!

by Forgione April 21, 2008