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Showerpants

Someone who constantly takes a shower or is known to lounge around in their pajamas or bathrobe. Most notably in seen in lazy old army generals.
Martha: Amos, you're such a showerpants!

Amos: Now you're gonna get it. Fall in, sister! Ten hut!!!

Martha: Crazy guy. Lounging around in your pajamas and bathrobe all day. I don't know how you do it.

Amos: But I can't help it. I'm a lazy old showerpants!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 27, 2010
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Showeritting

Bro wait im showeritting.
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Showershitter

"Showershitter" is a term for people who, as you can see, shit in the shower.

Noun: Showershit
Verb: Showershitting
Person 1: "Hey man, did you hear the news about your wife?"
Person 2: "No, what is it?"
Person 1: "It became public that your wife is a showershitter!"
Person 2: "Aw hell nah, not another kink that I have to deal with! I hope the kids never find out."
by CherryGoesBoom July 14, 2022
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