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T'Showers

A mythical creature that during the 1700's, in colonial America, that would lure male teenagers into its cave during a rain storm with promises to give them knowledge of plants, and procede to torture and eat them.

In 1776 while fighting the british, Twp militia men, James R. Higgins III & Captain Brian Andrew Jacobs discovered a abandoned cave in Maryland filled with bones and articles of men's clohing.

T'Showers is said to appear every 50 years as a High School Biology Teacher due to her love of plants and fresh testostrone.

Cherries were thought to be a repelent.
When It begins to rain and I walk through the woods I run for I do not wish to be approached by T'Showers.

"Yo Nate, I Think our bio teacher is T'Showers."
"Dude, I need to go buy some cherries then!"
by piratehooker69 May 14, 2008
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showens

A strong person. Could be a flirt or sleep around at times but always has a strong heart
That girl can be such a showens
by Biggie74 May 20, 2018
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Showerslam

To chug an entire bottle (750 ml) in the shower. Could be partaken individually but suggested to be taken with someone else.

Suggested bottle: wine
Hailey: What are you up to?

Jane: About to showerslam a bottle real quick, then going to dinner.
by fugazzi21 September 23, 2018
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showershit

Origin: Guitar.com MISC forum

Old news. Something that has been posted before.
Hello and welcome to.. I shit in my shower.
by raven March 7, 2005
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abc showers

A male shower which concentrates only on the "abc parts" of a man. These are the primary and most crucial parts of the male anatomy. That being of course, Ass Balls and Cock. These showers are typically shorter than the average shower, and are generally done before and/or after sexual activity.
"Roger, you're going to take forever with your girl lookin ass. Lemme hop in first, I'm just hittin one of those "abc showers" right quick."

"Wtf is an abc shower?"

"I'm just washin my Ass Balls and Cock bro."

"Roger, get the fuck out of the bathroom. I just brought this trollop back from the bars and I got that stank dick. I gotta do an abc shower. I gotta hop in and wash my ass balls and cock brah. God damnit Roger, why are you curling your hair again u fuggin fairy
by ChadwellMeier September 23, 2011
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showersesh

When a muck is too lazy and does not want to go and sesh outside a showersesh must take place where rimrockets and bowlpunches take place in the shower
i couldnt rip bowls outside in the wind so i decided to have a showersesh
by yoneesafe April 5, 2008
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selling shovels

to strip or otherwise perform a sexual dance for monetary compensation

In reference to the viral internet story of a first grader's homework that appeared to show the child's mother pole-dancing for tips. The accompanying letter explains to the teacher that the drawing was in fact a deptiction of multiple customers fighting over the last snow shovel at her job at a home improvement store.
I saw Tracy selling shovels last night; I think she does it to pay for college.
by reezydos February 10, 2009
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