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Texas Show Stopper

Desperately needing to shit but finding oneself constipated.
I was on the shitter for 2 hours trying to bust through this Texas show stopper.
by Dick Onchin July 17, 2022
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Showstoppers

Two girls who were invited on stage by Ronald McDonald, while he was performing in front of 200+ people, to take a picture with him.

Criteria:
1)Must be introduced to the audience.
2)The audience must always give a standing ovation for one to be a showstopper.
3)Must be an audience of 200+.
4)Must be invited on stage.
Wow, I'm so glad I finally met the Showstoppers!

Showstoppers sure knocked Italy off its boot!
by Cady S August 2, 2006
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show stopper

An abnormal, large or otherwise life-threatening bowel movement, such that all actions and interactions currently being undertaken must be put on hold (i.e. the 'show' must be 'stopped') in order to take care of one's business, lest the aforesaid movement take care of itself.
"That burrito was so big, I could tell it was going to be a real show stopper."
by "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" December 10, 2005
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shitstopper

A shitstopper is when you thrust your knee with power to hit someone's arsehole. Therefore this is said to stop your shit.
Tom gave Alex a shitstopper to stop his shit.
by tony lai August 3, 2007
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Showstopping

The unexpected forceful grabbing of a man's testicles, especially when he is busy or otherwise engaged.
An intoxicated patron of the local entertainment venue became enraged when heckled by the band's guitarist, so she jumped up onto the stage and "stopped the show".
by Stacy March 2, 2004
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Show Stopper

When a man is about to bust his nut but he pulls out and covers his dick hole with his thumb to plug the flow
Sam pulled the "show stopper" on Kim to keep from impregnation.
by StiffPeter1015 October 16, 2022
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Show Stopper

When a male of the human species spontaneously defecates during orgasm. A supposedly real medical condition that will in most cases have the dubious honor of immediate ejection from the bedroom or life of a sex partner.
He was boning Janice when he dropped a "show stopper" then she kicked him out.
by erickonphoenix January 22, 2009
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