shoveling

to purposely try and have sex with women that are so ugly their face looks like it was beat with a shovel. This is done usually because shovels are easier than normal girls and have better bodies than fat girls.

john : "hey dude that girl you got with last night was straight wounded!"

paul : "every day im shoveling!"

by Shovel King July 29, 2011

shovel this

When you have to do something that you really don't want to do.

Owner: Clean all this shit up, because im the owner and can tell you whatever the hell I want to.

Me: Hey *sticks up middle finger* shovel this you cunt rag...Im on my break

by The King For A Day...aka...AlexZ November 3, 2005

shoveling

To spoon hardcore

"so me and Ace were shoveling so hard last night"

by RiaKitti April 3, 2013

shovel

A Man who eats alot of food and also this friends food if he gets the chance

Brad: Damn the foods filled me up....
Richard:Well I'll have that then....
Brad: Your such A shovel Richard

by Richard Collard August 15, 2008

Shovel

A weapons to defend against children

i just beat my kids with a shovel
cool

by TopHatCatWUT October 22, 2020

Shovelling

The act of spooning as enacted by fatasses.

Dude, I just walked in on your fatass parents shovelling!

by AsstootObservations December 4, 2010

Shoveling

the act of raping something.

Most people say shoveling is illegal, but rapists don't see why hobbies are banned by the government.

by RITM March 20, 2008