Shortie tamer

A term used for someone who gets bare shorties

Austin: look at JJ the shortie tamer back at it again
Aiden: he gets bare shorties I wish I was a shortie tamer

by Meazar November 2, 2018

Shortie Watchin

When you're surveying for shorties

"Stop talking to me im shortie watchin"

by OngoGablogian December 13, 2024

bomb ass shortie

A woman that exceeds all expectations in terms of attraction. Will often be said wussup to in hopes of getting her booty.

Jessica Alba is a bomb ass shortie

by King of Inglewood May 13, 2006

trombone shortie

An instance in which flatulence occurs during the performance of rim job on a person of minute stature, resulting in a Dizzy Gillespie-like puffing of the (facial) cheeks.

I've heard that particular midget prostitute has been responsible for more than one trombone shortie.

by Lucius Confucius October 27, 2011

sweat-shortie

Sorority or preppy type girls that indescribably wear long sleeve sweatshirts with unbelievably short shorts.

That girl knows she's wrorg, 48 degrees out, and she's wearing that long-ass sweatshirt with them short-ass shorts. That's a sweat-shortie fo sho!

by dugsmet October 10, 2012

mega shortie

a person who is of small stature also know as a morgan/cass/caroline

jesus christ look at that mega shortie they look like a lego person

by bigboi_spamz June 5, 2018

Shortism

The act of giving hate to short people. It’s like homophobia except your not afraid of short people, you just don’t like them. it’s extremely disrespectful.

“hey look at chad! he’s 4’10. loser!”
“dude, that’s shortism”

by ShortismHater69 October 5, 2021