Hypotenuse Shortcut

Noun

A visual used to describe an alternate route when cutting a corner in the midst of travel (usually on foot) as said traveler walks along the "hypotenuse" of a 90 degree angle turn.

Eric: How do we get to McConnell's Ice Cream Shop?
Peter: Its 3 blocks down Islay St., turn right and walk 2 blocks down De La Vina St.
Eric: Why don't we just take a hypotenuse shortcut through the back alleys to save time?
Peter: What the fuck is a hypotenuse shortcut?

by Figa Hunter November 7, 2013

Vanilla Shortcake

Swirly mixture of male and female ejaculant placed upon the face of the receiving female. Typically, the male catches the female juiciness in his mouth during her climax, then drips it on the face of the female whilst producing the other half of the creamy concoction.

"She told me she's a squirter so I Vanilla Shortcaked that bitch then Racooned the fuck outta there."

by Schieze December 27, 2015

Strawberry ShortCake

When you have sex doggy-style slapping her ass the whole time making it bright red and then shoot ropes on her phat ass making it a strawberry shortcake.

I was having sex with Bryan the other night and turned me into a strawberry shortcake.

by Banana & Split April 14, 2022

Strawberry Shortcake

When you Ejaculate into a girl on her period and keep going.

I'm gonna go to that chick Jane's house and give her a strawberry shortcake.

by CEO of Pen-15 April 14, 2022

Upside Down Strawberry Shortcake

A guy cums in a female’s mouth, she punches him in the nose, and spits the jizz in his face.

Nick: Whitney, can you bake me an upside down strawberry shortcake?

by Wild Wild Wickney August 17, 2021

Strawberry Shortcake

When you punch a chick on her nose, as she is bleeding you cum all over her face.

Last time i had Strawberry Shortcake it didn’t have two ingredients!

by BiraTooth May 5, 2020

Shortcaking

verb. The "act" of lying around listless, hungover, vehemently moaning and groaning after a long night or weekend of heavy drinking and marathon partying.

We left and went to the gig without her, she was full on Shortcaking. She was all Boo Boo Boo about it, so we told her that she could Tag Team DJ with us next time.

by DJ Willow from Paris September 13, 2011