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Short Man Syndrome

When some short guys think they need to act tough to make up for their short stature. They may also try extra hard to get hold of any women.
"Paul is a little guy with a big ego. He's 5 foot 4 but has biceps the size of boulders. He also looks extra hard for girls on Snapchat or Instagram who he doesn't even know, to act like he can get a girl. Definition of Short Man Syndrome
by Schmo October 18, 2018
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short man syndrome

the obnoxious attitude taken up by men under six feet tall with ambiguous genitalia
Bob got overly furious after I accidently spilled my Charbay on his head. He has a bad case of short man syndrome.
by anon dot June 15, 2006
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short man syndrome

the obnoxious attitude taken up by men under 5 ft tall with ambiguous genitalia
Gabordi has a bad case of short man syndrome
by crunk February 22, 2005
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short man syndrome

the obnoxious attitude taken up by men under 3 ft tall with ambiguous genitalia
Gabordi has such a case of short man syndrome
by Gumby May 13, 2005
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short man eric

perfect height for giving male blow jobs.
Mike asked for a blow job. I told him ask for short man eric.
by George Ballman October 14, 2011
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Eat My Shorts, man

My good human being of which you have an x chromosome which defines your gender as “male,” I am making a suggestion to you, which considers that you remove my leg garments that are shorter than most for the reason of weather being too hot for clothing that covers the entirety of my legs, and once that task is completed you will take these leg garments that you have removed from my person, and begin to insert them into your mouth, henceforth you will begin the “eating” process, which consists of chewing the leg wear until it is broken down to the point where it is ready to be swallowed, where it will travel into the stomach, and be digested, causing its disintegration from gastronomic acids.
by CaptainLipbalm December 2, 2018
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tall man- short man

tall man is well you put your fingers in the loser sign position. the index finger stands for the height while the thumb strands for the length of his dick. Now turn your hand, with the loser sign still formed, in the similar position of a gun. Now your thumb stands for the height of short man and your index finger is his dick.
have you heard of tall man- short man. that is the only reason im glad im short
by <3*kittybear*<3 June 20, 2011
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