shortney

Noun.
A metrosexual male who also happens to be short in stature.
Common traits of shortneys include wearing formal clothes to casual events, talking non-stop about their insecurities and using their phone's camera to fix their hair.
Shortneys are rarely on time due to the difficulty they have in breaking eye contact with a mirror.

It took one shortney three hours to decide which pants to wear grocery shopping. By the time he arrived at the store, it was closed. The shortney didn't eat dinner that night, he cried himself to sleep instead.

by TooPhunx February 13, 2014

sborone

Italian term (mostly used in Veneto) which means:
1. someone who brags in a slight way
2. someone who has almost everything
3. someone good at everything
4. all the things above

"Michael has three cars, he is the best in PE and he has a cinema in his room"
"He's such a sborone!"

by leiaorganasupremacy April 22, 2021

Shooner

another word for a dick, penis, cock, weiner, etc.

Jay blushed when the girls saw his little shooner after being shanked.

by tacodogk March 30, 2011

shorine

Shorine is a cutie she like fat boy and they have to be dark skin she get mad at trash and teacher she the definition of cute and she will be rich and have twin

Have you seen shorine I will fuck her

by Shorine May 12, 2018

shortneck

A small, unimpressive dong. A hilariously small cock.

(After bringing a female home to smash deep in the pyussies)

"You told me you had a longneck you little fuckboi. That's a fuckin' fagalon shortneck. I'm outta here, fuck you."

by King Longneck March 8, 2016

shorne

a rat: to rat on someone

That guy straight shorned me!

by marty bridgewater January 16, 2014

Shooned

Running up behind somebody, and jabbing your thumb into the back of their neck.

Carl ran up to behind Jack, and proceeded to jab his thumb into Jack's neck. "You just got shooned!"

by BetterThanU June 9, 2017