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scorno
funny word for a porno. also used so any girls in the area might not know what you are talking about, although its not to hard to figure out.
yo nigga u see that scorno? Raven Riley got a fat ass, and them titties was bumpin!!
yo i left that scorno in the dvd player and my moms found it.
I heard up at college the buhl dom made a scorno wit some jawn... u see it yet?
yo i left that scorno in the dvd player and my moms found it.
I heard up at college the buhl dom made a scorno wit some jawn... u see it yet?
scornography
Media made with the express purpose of causing the emotion of scorn in the viewer. Scornography's main purpose is to flood the viewer with the most obnoxious and unintelligent people possible, ensuring that they fall far below the average viewer in likability. This way, viewers can unite in their hatred of the characters, and feel a brief burst of artificially inflated self-esteem. These shows are the public executions of our times, except instead of the death they so often deserve, the stars of the shows are showered with attention, fame and money.
"Jersey Shore," "The Real Housewives of ___," "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" are all examples of scornography.
scornography by camidon January 5, 2012
Shorns
A word particularly effective when exaggerated (SHHOOOOORRN-ZZZ)and pronounced in a deep/bassy voice.
Usually uttered/bellowed in situations of enormous bordem and/or insanity.
Dates back to the times of "King Glegluna" (1376 - '84 - Mongilia)
The word was bellowed through a large horn, which marked the day that it was legal to breed Wombats with Grey Hounds.
Usually uttered/bellowed in situations of enormous bordem and/or insanity.
Dates back to the times of "King Glegluna" (1376 - '84 - Mongilia)
The word was bellowed through a large horn, which marked the day that it was legal to breed Wombats with Grey Hounds.
1) 4:30am on a Sunday night, slight drizzle, piercingly cold wind, the night has been used up... Gazing into an empty McDonalds Carpark, look left.. stillness.. look right..at your friend sitting in the car next to you, hands on he's ears, head down, leaning an inch away from the horn.
Look forward.. nothing.. stillness.... when all of a sudden you see something move in your peripheral vision to your right.. you look over and your friend is looking at you with a look of crazed insanity mixed with desperation.. he looks forward, takes a deep breath and lets out a bellowing.... "SHOOOOOORRRNNSSSS!!!"
2) a word that may provide a code name for a certain person, place, or thing.
eg. Man 1 - "Where are you going Frank?"
Man 2 - "Settle the fuck down Steven! I'm going to Shorns house to get a cappucino, you comin?"
As you can see in this particular scenario, "Shorns House" has been applied to the word "Maccas", or "McDonalds"
Look forward.. nothing.. stillness.... when all of a sudden you see something move in your peripheral vision to your right.. you look over and your friend is looking at you with a look of crazed insanity mixed with desperation.. he looks forward, takes a deep breath and lets out a bellowing.... "SHOOOOOORRRNNSSSS!!!"
2) a word that may provide a code name for a certain person, place, or thing.
eg. Man 1 - "Where are you going Frank?"
Man 2 - "Settle the fuck down Steven! I'm going to Shorns house to get a cappucino, you comin?"
As you can see in this particular scenario, "Shorns House" has been applied to the word "Maccas", or "McDonalds"
Shorns by Steeeeevvennnnnn April 2, 2009
Spornography
Sports footage that is overtly sexual, containing scantily clad, attractive, frequently sweaty bodies.
Yoga class on the Fitness Channel is the prime example of spornography, with very fit women wearing almost nothing while contorting into wild poses as the camera catches records images of their private parts. Most shots of Anna Kournikova are spornographic. Close-ups of rugby players' tushies are spornography for the ladies (and some gentlemen).
Spornography by AnneB "Stats" April 8, 2012
sporno
Sports + porno = sporno.
When athletes are coincidentally looking as if they were exercising whatever form of sexual intercourse, and right in that instant some sneaky journalist takes a picture of them.
When athletes are coincidentally looking as if they were exercising whatever form of sexual intercourse, and right in that instant some sneaky journalist takes a picture of them.
http://betting.betfair.com/sports/oddly-enough/sporno-20-pictures-in-which-sport-and-porn-collide-170309.html
sporno by shitnobodycaresabout April 2, 2009
Shoron
Awesome motherfucker
His dick is so big he could be used as a tripod
Has awesome hair
Great taste in music
Weird at times but still fuckin awesome
His dick is so big he could be used as a tripod
Has awesome hair
Great taste in music
Weird at times but still fuckin awesome
Shoron by bentontakingover December 11, 2013