n. - A member of the FBI or a similar plainclothes investigator for law enforcement, referring to their dress code requiring shoes to be highly polished.
Terry feared that if he kept downloading movies, the shoeshine would catch up with him.
(See also the first chapter of Tom Wolfe's "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test," titled "Black Shiny FBI Shoes," and Simon & Garfunkel's song "Keep the Customer Satisfied," whose narrator sings that he is "one step away from the shoeshine, two steps away from the county line.")
(See also the first chapter of Tom Wolfe's "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test," titled "Black Shiny FBI Shoes," and Simon & Garfunkel's song "Keep the Customer Satisfied," whose narrator sings that he is "one step away from the shoeshine, two steps away from the county line.")
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Get the shrekking off mug.When someone, male or female, goes about having sex with a person with ogresque qualities. They are usually extremely fat and ugly. Their faces are those of which only a mother could love and even then that may be pushing it.
This often happens when an individual is completely wasted and has lost sense of any moral code.
This often happens when an individual is completely wasted and has lost sense of any moral code.
person 1: i dont even know what happened last night.
person 2: yes you do dude.
person 1 : no no i dont.
person 2: you were shrekking that one fat girl til 4 in the morning. THEN she left!
person 1: oh god
person 2: yes you do dude.
person 1 : no no i dont.
person 2: you were shrekking that one fat girl til 4 in the morning. THEN she left!
person 1: oh god
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1. The act of yelling in a voice that sounds like the animated ogre Shrek.
2. Quoting directly from Shreks lines in the movies named after him.
3. Screeching, but with a typo
4. Doing anything related to the god and saviour, Shrek the Almighty Dank Master Of All
1. The act of yelling in a voice that sounds like the animated ogre Shrek.
2. Quoting directly from Shreks lines in the movies named after him.
3. Screeching, but with a typo
4. Doing anything related to the god and saviour, Shrek the Almighty Dank Master Of All
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This voice is awesome. It portrays coolness + dankness and is awesome and the word is defined as a religion of Shrek.
1.*SHREK VOICE* REEEEE
2.SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME...
3.REEEEAEEE
4. Shrek, I bow to you almighty dank master of all
This voice is awesome. It portrays coolness + dankness and is awesome and the word is defined as a religion of Shrek.
1.*SHREK VOICE* REEEEE
2.SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME...
3.REEEEAEEE
4. Shrek, I bow to you almighty dank master of all
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Eric: "How did your kids b-day party go?"
Chris: "Horrible! I didn't do a reference check on the clown I hired and the minute I turned my back he was Shoeshining in front of the kids"
Eric: "It could've been worse."
Chris:"No, after the party my wife left me for him."
Chris: "Horrible! I didn't do a reference check on the clown I hired and the minute I turned my back he was Shoeshining in front of the kids"
Eric: "It could've been worse."
Chris:"No, after the party my wife left me for him."
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