Shoot me in the balls

Can be used either in whole-word form or in the shortened acronym form when typing/texting (smitb). Synonym of "fml."

"I am swamped with work. Shoot me in the balls..."

Post-car wreck/bad situation: "Shoot me in the balls!"

by kissmyasthma20 February 21, 2011

shoot me state

A.k.a. Missouri

Missouri the shoot me state.

by WigPusha February 28, 2015

Shoot me

To give me or to send me.

Hey bruh, can you shoot me some bread?

by n1gjohn March 9, 2013

Shoot me one

When someone just needs to let you know a goodie

Just fucking shoot me one buddy

by handlesog December 22, 2020

Somebody shoot me in the ass

Slang that it used when somebody is talking nonsense or when somebody is starting to getting you angry for what he/she saying.

Mary: how can you say this dress is blue. It’s white not blue.

Heather: it is blue, I don’t know where you see white.

Mary: it’s white.

Either: somebody shoot me in the ass.

by Hypie November 22, 2021

Sook Me Suzie

The name given to a female who loves to perform oral sex on a male

Mate, you should well try her out, she's a right Sook Me Suzie ;)

by analannie July 14, 2009

Shoot Me Straight

Shoot someone so much they get turned straight.

Person 1: Damn it Tom, Just shoot me!
Person 2: Oh hell yeah i will
Person 1: Shoot me Straight

by mysterado May 20, 2019