shofty

A big nasty and smelly shit.

1. Dude i got go take a shofty be back in 20 minutes.

by D14P\P\/-/34 October 24, 2008

Shoman

The epitome of swagg. If you have reached the state known as "Shoman", your life is complete.

Dude, that guy was in completely Shoman last night. Too bad he lost it the next day.

by AAAtriple February 16, 2010

shomit

The most common occurance of shomitting usually happens after or during a heavy night of drinking. The excess alcohol causes the victim to power spew. As the abdominal muscles contract in an effort to expell all your stomach contents out your mouth, unfortunately this abdominal contraction also encourages any poop chambered in your chute to also be expelled at the same time....

Can also occur if you get food poisoning and suffer from IBS.

Jenny: I need to spew

John: I'll hold your hair back

Jenny: Aaaaaarrghhhhh

John: Holey shit, did you just shomit....that's disgusting.

by Lenbot February 18, 2010

shokfabulous

something that is so fabulous that it needs its own made up word to describe its awesomeness.

That white cuban Javi is so stupid but Ralph on the other hand is so cuban its shokfabulous. :)

by jessie wessie January 5, 2006

Shomari

A guy who’s black and has big balls

Man that guy’s Shomari is showing

by earnest u mama September 29, 2019

shoefiti

The artistic expression of slinging shoes tied together by their laces over power lines. Generally photographs are taken of the shoefito for distribution among fellow "artists" as well as the general public.

Gerry is quite the shoefiti artist. He's gone through eight pairs of Keds this week alone!

by David MacInroy June 9, 2007

shofar

A shofar is a type of trumpet made from the horn of a ram (male sheep). It is mentioned more than 70 times in the Old Testament of the Bible, and is blown by Jews as part of the observance of the Jewish New Year, Rosh Hashanah. In the past decade, the horn has become more popular among people of many faiths who use it in religious rituals and as a call to action. The shofar is also used in an increasing number of musical compositions. To learn more about shofar, visit www.HearingShofar.com and download the book, "Hearing Shofar: The Still Small Voice of the Ram's Horn".

The shofar blast stirred my soul so I could make amends for the wrongs I had done.

by Shofar Master Blaster January 2, 2010