SHOFNAR

Sudden Hard-On For No Apparent Reason. when you get a random boner with no sexual arrousal.

usually coming at a very inappropriate and random time like walking into church, walking to class through campus, or while taking your plates to the sink at christmas dinner.

by theFZA May 4, 2005

Shelfwarmer

A toy at a store that kids don't want (usually the toy of a sidekick, disliked character or female character, etc) that remains on shelves for months on end after all of the "cool" figures have been sold. Based off of the term benchwarmer

Toy Collector A: Hey, have you seen ROTF Sideswipe lately?
Toy Collector B: Ugh, no, our Target's packed with nothing but shelfwarmers like Arcee and Wheelie.

by Mr. Handle November 22, 2009

Tally-Hall-Shelf

A shelf with tally hall products on it.

Hey wanna see my Tally-Hall-Shelf

by Geueveieh April 13, 2022

Nature's Shelf

The very bottom of the oven. Generally only used when all other shelves are already in use.

Phil: Aww man, the lasagne has taken up all the space in the oven. There's no room for the garlic bread.

Ralph: Don't worry bro, just use nature's shelf.

by Garden14 January 19, 2011

top-shelf

Great or best, highest in quality and value.

The really top-shelf stores are all on Rodeo Drive.

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

sholex

A combination of Persian word of “shole” which means soft and not tight or firm or serious with adding the “x” at the end to make it sound English like cool word.

Nope! No ski today. Have been doing it for 3 days in row and it is snowing now.
I’m gonna sit by the fireplace, have some wine and do sholex today.

by CoolGuyXL December 19, 2019

piece of shof

A phrase from Tyler Joseph's tweet, "gotobed you pieceof shof."

I take it to mean "piece of crap."

My old phone was a piece of shof.

go to bed you piece of shof

by NotJoshDun April 15, 2019