shoebox

A girl with a box that is so loose from sleeping around that one's foot could fit inside. Used in a deragatory manner.

My friend is hooking up with that shoebox who tried to screw everyone at Karl's party.

by Brendan Butler December 28, 2005

shoeboxer

One who reads The Shoebox Project on livejournal. Shoeboxers are also likely to be puppyshippers.

1. Kayleigh and I are shoeboxers.
2. The shoeboxers squeed when shoebox_project was updated

by Monique S. October 9, 2007

Shoebox Theory

When one thing is a type of another thing, but the inverse is not true.

A thot is a hoe, but according to the shoebox theory, a hoe isn’t necessarily a thot.

by 4.nCotter December 17, 2019

shoebox

A position of sleeping in which two people lie with heads at opposite ends of the bed, like shoes in a shoebox.

Dude, this bed is too small...let's shoebox!

by TayJay April 13, 2008

Shoeboxify

v. Shoeboxified, Shoboxifying, Shoeboxifies

v. intr

1. To make an object or objects more Shoeboxy by

a. decorating with artographs AND/OR
b. notes

2. The process by which one's brain is utterly overtaken by all things Shoebox.

1. "I must Shoeboxify my folder!"

2. "You must Shoeboxify me! Mwahaha.

by Allocin September 19, 2004

Shoebox Farm

A collection of small trashy double wide trailers; aka a trailer park.

Look at that large shoebox farm!

by ShoeboxLife September 20, 2019

Romanian Shoebox

When, in the act of sex, a man inserts various knick-knacks and curios into the girl's piss-flaps.

Man 1: Oi, bruv, you see that bird?

Man 2: Yeah, bruv, she's got a bit of a limp, doesn't she?

Man 1: Romanian shoebox, mate.

by A man who does stuff October 28, 2011