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They know how to put a smile on someone's face no matter what
They are the life of the party even when there isn't on
Everyone needs one in their life
Their flaw might be that they don't know when the joke ends
But everyone still loves them
They are the difference between having everything and having nothing
Knowing one of these people can change your life for the better.
"He is such a Shaumik"
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