shmoof

the word shmoof is a word that describes the feeling you get when you want to squish something real bad

my dog is so cute i wanna shmoof him

by ilovedogsbetterthanu June 14, 2017

shnoogle

To cuddle with someone in a drunken state of mind.

I think I shnoogled with erica last night, I don't remember though I was so hammered and she took advantage of me.

by neeko44 November 11, 2011

shnook

Shnook undoubtedly derives from the Yiddish "schnook" meaning an easily victimized person; i.e., "the poor schnook gave his banking information to an internet scammer." But in American usage over the years, "shnook" has come to mean a person that behaves in a mischievous or naughty way. For example, small children are "shnooks" when they misbehave. Politicians are "shnooks" when they get involved in scandals.

1. My shnook kid won't go to bed on time.
2. The shnook was cheating on his wife.
3. That no-good shnook auditor was embezzling money.

by EBKennel October 24, 2007

Shnooze

When you go for a shit but, whilst sitting there, you nod off and it turns in to a snooze

God knows how long I had that shnooze for, but it will be tough to explain to my boss

by laugust July 22, 2010

shnookered

Extremely drunk to the point of becoming beligerent and/or being cut off. Commonly used in N.E. where it is pronounced "shnookah'd"

I think my buddy over there is shnookered, I'd better help him.

by A. Gorilla May 21, 2006

ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz

A ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz is a rare breed of woman, one who is gorgeous beyond belief and has the Arctic Blue eyes of an angel. ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinzes have beautiful, cascading black hair and a flawless face, making them the most beautiful breed of woman one can find. There is currently only one known ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz to walk this Earth which makes her a prize that every man someday hopes to get.

Not only do ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinzes have amazing looks, but they have the best personalities you can find in any breed of woman. With their sarcastic sense of humor filled with sexual innuendos and their compassionate nature, a ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz is envied by every woman.

Tyler: "Damn, that ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz is so beautiful!"
Joe: "I know, right? Now that's a woman!"
Kat: "I'm standing right here. You do know I can hear everything you're saying, right?"
*Tyler and Joe stare at the ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz, admiring her beauty*

by T-Dog Mahoney September 22, 2010

chicky shnoodle

the proper way to say chicken noodle

mmm I LOVE chicky shnoodle

by robthebobcornonthecob September 24, 2019