Shweather

When it is pissing it down outside and it is generally grey and grim. Effectively, shit weather. Seems to always occur at University of Warwick campus and England/UK more widely even when the rest of the world is sunny.

Cor it's such Shweather out there.

I know man, but we are near Coventry after all...

by Thelunchtimedreamteam May 9, 2014

Shmeat Boye

Someone you are cool with but lowkey you know they have a small penis

Liam: Yooo shmeat boye
Person: Yo whats up man

by _Gabe15_ October 5, 2016

SHNEET

A portmanteau of the words Shut-in and NEET. A person who does not leave their house and is neither attending an educational course nor employed.

Wow, Tim is such a SHNEET, how embarrassing is that?

by KittyCatCrunchie January 26, 2022

Queef Sheath

Female genitalia, vagina

I'd like to scabbard my penis in her queef sheath

by Cerimeadar December 16, 2021

Shmeat

Slang term for dick

His shmeat was hard as fuck

by kylieg17 March 5, 2017

Shmeat

To have, small penis. Roughly no more then 3 inches. No more girth then 2 inches.

Danny has a serious case of shmeat.

by Rheptar. June 6, 2009

sheath

The outer covering of an animal's penis. It serves as protection for the penis. It can be found on most mammals save for humans and apes. In other creatures a genital slit serves the same purpose (dolphins, whales, reptiles). The sheath can also be referred to as the prepuce or foreskin, all terms are synonomous.

The stallion's sheath was full of smegma and needed to be cleaned very badly.

by B-Wolf November 20, 2006