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Shnart Attack

Not to be confused with shark attack

Shnart attack is a complex combination of shit, fart, sneeze, and heart attack. Similarly to a shart they are all combined because they happen simultaneously or because of each other.
One sneezes and the resulting abdominal pressure leads to a powerful fart that quickly is recognised as a shart, the pure terror of which triggers cardiac arrest.
Chill, just because you failed the final is no reason to have a shnart attack.

Didn't you hear? Jerry has been in the hospital for a week after he had a shnart attack.
by ShadoOfLight December 11, 2019
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shartsuckler

One (also known as a shuckler or a suckleshart) commonly refers to a crumping twat who looks dauncy in their best fit and is an outspeckle in their best achievements.
A shartsuckler often speaks utter fucking nonsense out of their stupid greasey yawmagorp and faffs around for god knows what at every given moment.
"Take a look at that slimy limpsy fuck. I bet he's right up a shartsuckler, isn't he?"
by The ROCK! March 12, 2023
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three sharts to the wind

you are so blindly drunk you shart yourself, henceforth, you are now known as; three sharts to the wind.

Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'
Mr. Man: ...whats that smell?
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.
by <Inset Witty Pseudonym> March 2, 2015
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foul sharts

During a basketball game, the act of farting in an attempt to disrupt the shooter at the free throw line.
While I was at the State basketball tournament, I made some foul sharts in the 4th quarter so that my son's team would win their game.
by Bilbro_Swaggins July 7, 2015
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piss shnart

When you sneeze so hard you pee yourself and shit yourself.

(Pre-tense) piss shnart
(Present-tense) piss shnart
(Post -tense) piss shnarted
Person one: "achoo! Pfffffft! Oh no"
Person two: "Fuck dude, you ok?"
Person one: "no, I just piss shnarted "
by TheAtomicToaster July 6, 2017
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shartstorm

A sudden, burdensome amount.

Interchangeable with shitstorm but as a more polite term. Often used to describe a very large amount of something as a problem (or otherwise negatively) that arrived (or otherwise was made present) mostly at once.

Often, the supposed shartstorm will be due to an initial event that causes it, such as an idea that catches on fast once learned that it's allowed -- or a question is asked that is most certain to provoke loads of comments.

Many who find swearing unacceptable in their own speech, will use shartstorm as a technique to express the shitstorm concept more politely.
A: It sure is quiet today in the gift shop.
B: Just wait until the tour guides are finished -- then there'll be a shartstorm of guests.

Blog: Thanks for the submission to the blog, Reader A. We love submissions!
Blog Readers: We didn't know we could submit entries..
Blog: Yes! Please do!
Blog Reader A: inb4 shartstorm

Synonyms: Crapload, Assload, Pantsload, Buttload, Shitstorm
by thehomeland February 21, 2012
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sharts

turds and farts spaced evenly out during a loose bowel movement
extremely funny for anyone close enough to hear it
i was pissing in the urinal and almost soaked my shoes when somebody taking a crap let loose with a solid minute of sharts!
by jr December 11, 2004
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