scumbled eggs

when you ejaculate, or cum in someones eggs, usually done for a gay partner after a night of fun and much "swallowing", the meal is called scumbled eggs, a play on scrambled eggs

Jimmy: What do you want for breakfast cutie pootie
Billy: I don't know sex-kitten how about some eggs
Jimmy: ok, ill add something special how about some scumbled eggs?

by Spenser C January 31, 2009

shumble

When someone shouts something but they mumble the words.

A loud mumble

When someone is too drunk, dispirited or lazy to pronounce the words but still need to shout in order to be heard

When someone is selling the paper on the street and they shumble the name of it : 'Eeeeiiiiiin hhhzet'(to mean evening gazette)

When being asked from another room if you want a beer etc, replying with a shumble: 'yehhhi'llaahabeer'

by Gavski (Gav W) December 9, 2008

Shwumblebum

n. A drunk person, or one who is seemingly drunk.

adj. Shwumbly

Did you smell his breath? What a shwumblebum!

by ThinkOriginal December 26, 2004

Shumble

When a retard is shouting but it still sounds like a mumble because you cannot understand what they are saying.

All I can hear is shumble between the two fighting.

by Domino Nurbull June 28, 2017

Shumbles

another way of saying youre in shambles, but its so much worse than that

often a captioned on a crying or fed up picture of sapnap or karl jacobs.

gp*gc was in shumbles last night
you mean shambles?

no. SHUMBLES.

by mamma12323 April 16, 2021

shwambledort

cool way of saying someone is a moron

dude ngl youre kind of a shwambledort

by The cum swishler March 4, 2022

stumbledancing

When you've been drinking while listening to great music while drunk, and think you're dancing fantastically but you're so drunk you're pretty much just stumbling around the room in somewhat approximation to the beat of the music.

"Look at that fool stumbledancing all around the discotech!"

by Dr. Bighead March 26, 2022