holy shmotz

something you say instead of swearing. it's kind of a PA thing but we're gonna try to spread it to boston too :)

"HOLY SHMOTZ BRYAN IS WICKED COOL!!"

by ncarolinas4loverss<3 August 9, 2009

Shmet

A small penis

Bryan has a shmet

by Shmit March 11, 2018

Shmoe

Someone of low intelligence; easily amused.

Origionated from the Three Stooges and the episode "Omigosh, Emir of Shmoe." (Circa 1947)

"What!? You don't know who Abbie Hoffman OR Charles Manson are?!"

"No, Ive never even heard of them."

"What a shmoe."

by Wyatt Tripps May 3, 2008

Shmodel

Slang for model. Someone you see in the streets who is very attractive! Doesn't necessarily have to be a model but could be.

That girl sitting over there looks like a shmodel.

Rademeyer strikes me as a man who is a shmodel

by radie3 July 10, 2016

nagisa shiota

a fucking trap

" damn nagisa shiota is so cute. "
" he's a fucking trap bro. "

by syucbikwinrhehe May 11, 2020

shemotion

noun| shee • mo • shun

The emotional reaction a female has when she expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis. The gendered companion word to hemotion.

Female A: “Becky, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but that 40 year old guy over there is actually kinda cute.”
Female B: “Stop right there girl. He’s almost twenty years older than you. Your shemotions are scaring me right now.”

by clevername July 19, 2018

samothy

an elongated version of Sam ,usually used when asking for something.

me: can I have some of those skittles?

sam: no.

me: but samothy! how could you abandon me like this?

sam:hhhh fine here ya go

by the beaniest of memes June 18, 2020