Shmet

A small penis

Bryan has a shmet

by Shmit March 11, 2018

shmet

a shmet gey, is the antithesis of "a smart guy" derived from the origins of a small school in the north SHORE. If an individual is stating that another person is a shmet guy, then he/her is probably not to fond of the person.

Legend: yo Taz, u a shmet gey
Taz: Thats not very nice legend

by tazewellhasnofriends July 23, 2018

Shmet

Ugly , disgusting literally any fucking word it's just bad .

No not her , she looks so shmet !
Fuck my hair looks shmet today !

by rreuss69 March 12, 2018

Sheet Lightning

When you sweep your hand across the bedsheets & little bursts of static electricity look like blue Lightning!

I Adore the Sheet Lightning that occurs when I clear the sheets of crumbs. That Sheet Lightning is Really something to see!!

by Starchylde September 5, 2016

sheet lightning

When you sweep your hands across your bedsheets & the static electricity makes lightning~looking little flashes.

I love the sheet lightning from my bedsheets! It's So Cool & Awesome!

by Starchylde July 14, 2016

San Francisco Sheet Cake

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.

I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.

by Samsquanche July 8, 2015

sheets and funnel

Referring to the use of bamboo sheets and funnel tobacco leaf to smoke marijuana

Her: you smoke swishers?
Me: Hell nah only sheets and funnel slim!

by Unclegleesh March 22, 2017