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A small penis

Bryan has a shmet

Shmet by Shmit March 11, 2018

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shmet

a shmet gey, is the antithesis of "a smart guy" derived from the origins of a small school in the north SHORE. If an individual is stating that another person is a shmet guy, then he/her is probably not to fond of the person.

Legend: yo Taz, u a shmet gey
Taz: Thats not very nice legend

shmet by tazewellhasnofriends July 23, 2018

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Shmet

Ugly , disgusting literally any fucking word it's just bad .

No not her , she looks so shmet !
Fuck my hair looks shmet today !

Shmet by rreuss69 March 12, 2018

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Sheet Lightning

When you sweep your hand across the bedsheets & little bursts of static electricity look like blue Lightning!

I Adore the Sheet Lightning that occurs when I clear the sheets of crumbs. That Sheet Lightning is Really something to see!!

Sheet Lightning by Starchylde September 5, 2016

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sheet lightning

When you sweep your hands across your bedsheets & the static electricity makes lightning~looking little flashes.

I love the sheet lightning from my bedsheets! It's So Cool & Awesome!

sheet lightning by Starchylde July 14, 2016

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San Francisco Sheet Cake

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.

I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.

San Francisco Sheet Cake by Samsquanche July 8, 2015

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sheets and funnel

Referring to the use of bamboo sheets and funnel tobacco leaf to smoke marijuana

Her: you smoke swishers?
Me: Hell nah only sheets and funnel slim!

sheets and funnel by Unclegleesh March 22, 2017

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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