shmorgon

slang for a vary dirty (STD) infested hooker

that thing on the corner over there half dead is a shmorgon

by mrsmiklegooglehimer March 6, 2010

shmorgus

A rejected character in the Matrix Universe, commonly a character in Matrix fanfiction. His traits vary from fic to fic, but he is usually portrayed as gay ant with an eyepatch.

A conversation he might have:
Neo: "Who are you?"
Shmorgus: "Shmorgus"

by schmethan March 17, 2021

shmorgus

the type of person who would love shmorgaling

Ryan was quite the shmorgus person

by yourfarmfriend November 14, 2025

shmoogum

to ejaculate or cum. sperm. verb

i shmoogumed in her mouth and on her breasts

by misa33 June 18, 2008

shmorgishmine

taking beer and dropping in a little bit of wine

"Its not pounding beer and wine its called a SHMORGISHMINE and its very cultural"

by Shmorgishmine December 22, 2021

shmorgishboard

When instead of eating a full course meal, you eat a bunch of random foods for your meal.
Most likely used in household that has children or lazy people.

Bob: Oh no! We are out of pizza! Oh what shall we do?

Lisa: Lets have a shmorgishboard!

by Valkyrie77 June 8, 2022

shmorgasm

At a Jewish wedding, when the shmorg (the pre-wedding appetizer course) exceeds one’s expectations in the wildest of ways.

Tatty, that shmorg was so good I had such a gevaldig shmorgasm!!

by Natedagrate99 September 11, 2022