Schmoogly Schmoo

A word, meant to screw up cashiers that work at drive-thru windows in fast-food restaurants, that is supposed to represent a mysterious food item on a menu.

Customer: Can I have one large fry, a large coke, and a Schmoogly Schmoo?

Cashier: Sorry, a what?

Customer: One large Coke, a large fry, and one Schmoogly Schmoo.

Cashier: Sorry, can you repeat the last item?

Customer: Oh, yeah, one Schmoogly Schmoo.

Cashier: Okay... *feels confused due to the fact that clearly she/he is the one with the hearing problem*

*cashier proceeds to insert a mystery item into the bag/register that sounds similar to the phrase "Schmoogly Schmoo"*

by beebsington April 26, 2010

shmoogle

1.(v.) To attack someone while wielding a zucchini or squash, on the third monday of the month, if the attackee in question has blue hair or is in the marching band.

2.(n.) One who has been shmoogled.

3.(adj.) Suggests that the noun it is attached to is very shmoogle-able. This is a good thing.

1. Louanne: Don't make me shmoogle you!
Joe: Oh, please do.

2. Louanne: Joe, you're such a shmoogle.
Joe: Let's get it on.

3. Louanne: You are so very shmoogle, Joe.
Joe: Why thank you!

by Go make me a waffle, bitch January 6, 2004

shmoogy

A small, cuddly person, typically very loveable and nice-smelling. They are no larger than 5'4 and have very cute smiles. They serve as major support both emotional and physical making them even greater than puppies. Can also be used as an adjective(1) and superlative(2).

My girlfiend is my shmoogy.
You're so shmoogy.
You're the shmoogiest.

by Poog Ers December 9, 2006

shmoogie

a black african person

there are mad shmoogies in africa

by bob beezly September 15, 2008

shmorgles

A dirty whore who usually enjoys pleasuring men through oral sex.

That blonde shmorgles girl loves nick's dick

by Tiddlywiddly July 8, 2010

Schmoogle

ʃmu-gəl

The singular pronoun used when the gender of a speaker or narrator is unspecified.

"He" as a pronoun referring to a gender-neutral subject is outdated and sexist. "They" is plural! Using"He or she" can be far too cumbersome. The solution to our dilemma: Schmoogle.

My classmate keeps asking me for help with schmoogle's homework.

by Bea Minor December 11, 2019

shmoozle

to sneak your way through something.

i shmoozled my way passed security.

by Lorriana September 3, 2006