Shmoper

One whose actions and behavior are of an asinine and dumbfoundingly idiotic nature; comparable to that of a legally retarded seven year old.

Symptoms include the usage of internets slang terms, such as "lol" or "brb" in casual conversation. Also included are a blatant disregard for bodily hygiene as well as a sense of humor comparable to Andy Dick.

She sucked her own cousins dick, what a fucking shmoper.

If that shmoper imitates Borat one more fucking time...

That shmoper smells like shit.

by Anthony Radford August 20, 2007

Shoner

The specific kind of erection attained because of a shit-fart (shart) fetish.
A shart-boner.

John instantly popped a raging shoner because of the pungent smell of his shart.

by B hole 1 January 29, 2018

Smoner

A reaction or "Boner" you get from the hot smoothie girl in the mall. A Smoner. See Broner for reference.

Dude, Brandon, That girl working over at the smoothie stand right now. Totally giving me a Smoner.

by ImpyPants. February 14, 2007

Schmoner

A very quiet girl who acts like an angel but is really the devil. She is super nice, and has a bright smile. Her bum is un-normal since its so huge.

I met a Schmoner on the weekend. We drank VodkaAAaa, and went outside in the freezing cold. Her ass was so white and had veins.

by Arexxx January 21, 2009

shmoney dance

The name used for money that is acquired illegally, or through under the table offers. Hence the "Shhh" sound emphasizing the fact one must being quiet about how they recieve the money; when acquired, calls for a dance, usually the Shmoney Dance

We copped dollars. I gotta do the shmoney dance.

by Dopemc June 7, 2016

Shmoney

"Shmoney" is another way of saying "money" but in a ghetto way and has been used by the Queen herself, Cardi B

It's all about that shmoney, you know what i'm sayin'? - Cardi B

by Retardi B June 21, 2018

shmoney

Shmoney is used to describe a Shit load of money, hence the "Sh" for "SHit load"

I be making hella shmoney !

by apriilmay July 8, 2019