Shmedium

An extremely tight, emo or hipster t-shirt. It is irrelevant what size, but mediums and smalls are more likely

Im so emo my shmediums are makin it hard to breath

by skerch wickit September 1, 2009

shmording

Someone is shmording when they are being bitter, un-cooperative and generally a pain in your ass.

Anthony was shmording when he refused to peel off his face.

by Cordell Doemling August 30, 2008

Shoedying

To procrastinate.

"Are you writing your essay, Rosemary?"

"No, I've been shoedying by defining the term 'shoedying' on Urban Dictionary at 3am."

by BeardedLady May 7, 2009

Shoedouche

A home-made shoe cleaning solution for the funkiest of smelling shoes

i walked into my sisters room, and to my suprise came a big wiff of some of the funkiest shoes and i said, "man, girl go get a shoedouche!!"

by J.Kay October 11, 2011

Shoedentification

Identifying someone by only being able to see their footwear. Occurs mostly in a bathroom when two people are sitting on toilets in a stall.

Cole: "Hey Garth, were you taking a shit 5 minutes ago?"

Garth: "Yeah, how'd you know?"

Cole: "Shoedentification!"

by Somerandomdudeinohio January 24, 2008

Shmoped

When marijuana is being smoked and a person gets overwhelmingly high, to the point where said person can't function properly.

Brandon & Jeremy said "yooo haha, this bitch Zadie is shmopeddd!"

A person should go to sleep if they are shmoped.

by Roomdrifter June 7, 2018

Shmedder

When your dick cheese matures to the level of exquisite taste and mouth watering aroma.

Usually extracted from beneath the foreskin

“Hello sir would you care for some Mature Shmedder, it’s on offer?”

by Professor 8 inches June 25, 2019