Shlum

The act of chillin, loungin' , or doing nothing at all is to shlum

I would also call someone who is a 'hermit' a shlum

Rick - "Hey man what r u sayin?"
Pablo - "Not a whole lot just shlummin' it"

Mallen - "Look at you, you shlum"

Chris - "Goto school you shlum"

Chris - "Fuckin get a job, you shlum"

" Go out and do somethin and quit shlummin it!"

by Chris Danks April 11, 2008

shlumiel

a jewish nickname for a disorganized person who does not have it together.

Mendel is such a shlumiel, he keeps forgetting where he put his weed

by eden February 8, 2005

Shlump

To be tired or asleep

I’m bouta be shlump.

by Jay B3an September 9, 2020

Shmummzombankified

you are beyond words for how wasted or stoned you are

dude on 4.20 i was shmummzombankified

by a.VOLPE April 29, 2008

shlumpy

Feeling lethargic and ill groomed. One tends to feel quite "slumpy" when hungover.
A feeling of apathy generally accompanies slumpiness.

"I can't be bothered going out tonight, i feel so shlumpy !"

by Rocket01 September 19, 2008

Smlum

Smlum is the mixture of smegma, blood and cum. This occurs when someone with a severe case of smegma has an orgasm and his cum-shot takes the smegma along with his bloody cum.

I went for a shower this moring, and while undressing, my penis got stuck in my jocks by a large amount of dried smlum.

by Smeg-man March 26, 2009

Shmumbling

Shouting and mumbling

"Hey, do you know what he's saying?"

"No, he's just shmumbling"

by LuigiCamaro June 7, 2016