shmemtar

A word that has no definition. Can be used in any way you can think to use it. If you say the word, you officially know the definition.

"Stop being such a shmemtar."

"Ugh, shmemtar, I'm so tired!"

"Yo yo, hand me some of that shmemtar, it looks good!"

"The universe is infinite dude, kinda like a shmemtar."

"See, push that lever, it goes back and forth...shmem...tar, shmem...tar."

by shmemtar June 26, 2009

Shenton

Shenton is a wet wipe and has a cancerous name with a drug dealer of a dad.

He also has an Indian grandad called Jamie

Literacy please shenton

by Mr mewwsss December 5, 2018

shmeater

Small penis.

I walked in and his shmeater was out.

by big_calebbarber May 13, 2019

Shmefty

Its a word that takes the place of a word when you don't know what word to use. It can be a noun, verb, adjective, pronoun you get the idea

You are so Shmefty
Don't be a shmeft
You're such a shmeffer
They are shmeffing around
Shmefty.com

by Jazmin May 26, 2004

Sheentology

A religion based on the beliefs and practices of Charlie Sheen,circa February 2011.

There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.
Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.

"Bro,Charlie Sheen thinks he is a total frickin' rock star from Mars,and that hookers and porn stars are goddesses!
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."

porn stars hookers Charlie Sheen celebrity melt down
tiger blood gum for everyone

by Bart's Mom March 16, 2011

Sement

The blockage that is created by dried semen on the tip of your dick after sex.

You wake up at 3:00am to drop a line after dozing off after sex, and the urine gets blocked for a moment by the sement and then bursts out like a geyser (which kinda hurts).

by CiscoKid85 January 15, 2011

shmeet

slang for cock,penis etc

I'm gunna stick my shmeet in Mrs.Swanson's huge ass

by mrs.swanson October 12, 2006