shnargleblob

A word that can be substituted for any derogative word or insult.

Go shnargleblob yourself.
Your mom sucked my shnargleblob all night long until I shnargleblobed all over her face.
Did you hear that Joe touched Luke's shnargleblob?
Trent has a shnargleblob!

by Snargleblob January 5, 2008

Shmarted

To shit oneself while shopping at Wal-Mart

Sorry honey, we gotta hit the road... I just shmarted all over the kid playing Playstation

by douknowchriso August 26, 2008

Shmangle

To have sexual intercourse with one another, shmangle the body

I can't wait for tonight I'm going to shmangle her !

by Shmangle69 December 28, 2016

shmarple

When you get fucked in the butt and you yell shmraple

Ohhhhhh smarple that was good shmarple oh yeah

by Cooli dude April 21, 2018

Shlarpled

The act of throwing someone or something off a bridge.

Did you hear that Thomas shlarpled his brother yesterday. So sad.

by Shlarple king February 6, 2018

Shartled

to surprise ones self with a shart rather than a fart

Hannah tried to fart but was immediately shartled by the mess in her pants

by Alj0928 December 6, 2018

Shmangled

To be inebriated in such a way that all events that lead to the current state and/or events that took place while in the current state are extremely hard to remember.
To be seriously mangled by mind altering substances.

Person 1: "Dood, how was last night?"
Person 2: "I was so shmangled, I don't even know how I got home..."

by Agent Jayson January 7, 2010