shallow as a shower

adjective; describing one who is so skin-deep that he or she does the following:

1) invests an excessive portion of disposable income on clothes, shoes, hair products, cosmetics, shake-weights, plastic surgery, and other means to fit the arbitrary standards of beauty ascribed by his or her culture/ society,
2) walks around in public places filling the self-assigned role of fashion police
3) views those who do not ascribe to his/her standards of beauty as inferior beings to self
4) values such standards (otherwise defined as "hotness") in potential significant others, over personality and intelligence
5) is willing to dump said significant others who downgrade in terms of such standards
6) suffers an existential crisis when suffering such a downgrade

These pricks are so shallow as a shower, I doubt they know what the concept of a human being is

by dick-shunary January 28, 2012

shall

A word which, like whom, has come to be thought of as overly formal and stuffy in American speech. In current use, it indicates a very strong intention or will to do something.

Traditionally, shall is used as an auxilliary to form the future tense for the first person: ("I" and "we")

I shall go
you will go
he/she/it will go
we shall go
they will go

Negative: shall not, contracted as shan't.

This service was atrocious! We shan't be coming back here again!

by Zalis August 3, 2004

shmale

A jewish hamster fish

shmales love to eat kosher flakes

by sillylove123 August 16, 2012

shmarlzvan

Shmarlzvan is a very interesting and smart person. She has brown curly brown hair and is younger than most of her fabtabuliscious friends. She is friends with the breadstick and the Tiran. Shmarlzvan likes star wars and the lion king. Her location of living is unknown. Other names can be Toulia, Shmarlia and Parliwarla. You are very lucky if you meet the Shmarlzvan. She is very rare and so you should be fortunate if you spot her in her natural environment/habitat.

Oh my god, that must be the Shmarlzvan... she is very Shmarlian.

by TiranJG March 24, 2019

ShallowSide

A Broward hood by that goes by 1900 blk or ShallowSide where niggas would really blow your head off.

A dem ShallowSide jits play no games. Watch who u size.

by Dudley 1900 October 29, 2020

Shallah Mehallah

Shallah Mehallah can mean anything you want it to mean. The phrase was created and first used by SGV News First, the best first amendment auditors on YouTube.
When you are performing a constitutionally protected act and someone asks you a question and you really don't want to answer them you say Shallah Mehallah. Example : Q- What are you doing? A- Shallah Mehallah!

Q: What's your name?
A: Shallah Mehallah.
(the definition was copied and corrected. 'SVG'is 'SGV'- San Gabriel Valley)

by WraithRecordings April 25, 2021

shallots

Shallots are tiny onion roots

The square root of onion = Shallots

by Katie Gergen December 2, 2007