Shmackulock

the type of cringe that you fell in your heart causing literally pain and the fear of it happening to you

Friend 1: omg i just got caught cheating!
Friend 2: damn that's so shmackulock, i really don't wanna be in your position right now.

by Bleistiftnasenspray November 6, 2022

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Shmackeral

1) Similar to a shlong but larger

2)A larger than usual fish, usually a Mackeral

"Yo, I caught a fucken big-ass shmackeral down the beach yesterday mornin' "
"I gave your mum a taste of MY shmackeral!"

by Jypster October 14, 2009

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Shmackel • Shmacked • Shmacker • Shmackle • Shmeckel • schmackel • Smackeldorfed • shackel bitch • shackelcock • Shackeldaddy

shmeckel

A penis, cock, or whatever you want to call it

Dude I jizzed out of my shmeckel.

by dick head May 13, 2005

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shackeldirt

Not showering for more than two days.

Man, go wash off that shackeldirt before you stink up the place.

by kevin beck March 8, 2008

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A true man among men. Generally the alpha male of the group, he is a true physical specimen. He is feared by many but respected by all. Women cannot resist him, but he has little respect for them and simply "bag and tags" them. A Shackeldaddy is generally well hung, shrinking to 12'' while in ice cold water.

Did you see Shackeldaddy in the weight room, he had bitches all over him while he was bench pressing 400 pounds!

by rugbyhunter November 17, 2009

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