Shlump bucket

A cosmetically impaired vehicle with over 200,000 miles that barely runs and has subwoofers with enough bass to rattle off the pictures of houses it passes by.

Lets go set off some car alarms at the mall with my shlump bucket.

by uoy era ohw November 29, 2009

shlung

A long thin hose

Whipped out my shlung to extinguish my girlfriends' needs ;)

by Dank Phill October 14, 2016

The Sharma Shlurp

When, at the completion of intercourse, the male party attempts to arise to dispose of semen on his torso, the female counterpart then, without warning, abruptly begins aggressively licking off sed liquid as a means of cleaning up.

White College Basketball Wash-Up: "Oh shit I just came. My bad, I usually last more than just forty-five seconds. I'm normally more of a half-hour sex-haver."
~Proceeds to get up and look for a towel~
Thot: "Stop! Let me give you The Sharma Shlurp!"

by Blooodles69 May 9, 2022

shluffy

Sleep.

"It's late. Time for shluffy!"

by Oh Tired One March 28, 2009

shlub

Working class man who is taken advantage of by management

Don't ask me, I'm just a poor shlub

by Miguel June 19, 2005

shlub

a person of absolute uselessnes

dude the Big Dizz called off again, what a shlub

by superchevycamaro October 15, 2010

shlupter

Also known as the male sexual organ. Penis.

My shlupter would not fit in my girlfriend because it was so huge.

by Willy_The_Pimp April 25, 2006